STATUS: TGIF! And all the 1099-misc forms are done.
What’s playing on the iPod right now? Otra Día Más Sin Verte by Jon Secada
This is so bad but I found myself just laughing and laughing.
Enjoy!
Why Men do not Write Advice Columns
Dear Mike,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband Allan in the house watching the Raiders game as usual. I hadn’t driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get Allan’s help.
When I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor’s daughter. I am 45, my husband is 68, and the neighbor’s daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He retired 14 years ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won’t go to counseling and I’m afraid I can’t get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila
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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,
Mike
That was hilarious and absolutely spot on.
That’s hysterical 🙂
Enjoy the weekend!
That’s the best laugh I’ve had all week, thank you!
Haha. *snarf* That’s hilarious. 🙂
Don’t feel bad, Kristin. I laughed too.
That’s terrible, but hilarious!! 😀
I hate that I’m laughing so hard at that.
And great song. I haven’t heard it in ages and now I’m going to have to cue it up on my ipod!
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I so needed that laugh today. Thank you! Sue Harrison
hahaha, that’s hilarious!
and typical. so typical.
This cracked me up! I read it to my husband. He said, “That’s good advice.”
She might also be out of petrol and have a faulty fuel gauge.
Hope this helps,
Gary
Hahahaha, and sadly, I can actually see a guy really responding like this.
Are you sure Allan doesn’t have a pen name?
Okay, that one had me laughing out loud. Thanks!
Mike seems like a real helpful guy. I love his answer. Just wish I’d come up with something so clever when my gfriends ask me how to deal with such-n-such.
Why’s she trying to work things out with him anyway?
Oh my god. That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. So true!!
That is fantastic!!! I actually know men like this. Car guys, I mean.
*dies laughing*
Lol, that’s class!
This is excellent advice. Get the car fixed before the divorce.
The first clue should have been that he’s a fan of the Raiders. I mean, come on! Who does that?
Too funny! My husband and I got a good laugh.
That’s what I always say, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” And, while the car needs some work, hubby definitely ain’t broke!
Too funny. LOL.
Ha ha brilliant. Hope you are having a lovely weekend and thanks for the laugh
Kate xx
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Oh, that’s hilarious!
Like Sheila is going to know where to find the intake manifold. His reply is falling on deaf ears. I totally see what you mean.